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ONE WEEK DOWN ON A VERY STRONG TOUR!
Hi everyone and welcome to the post-Halloween blog that has absolutely nothing to do with Halloween, except for a quick thanks to costume makers who have convinced the world that attractive women can dress for one day in public in a way reminiscent of a every night in an S&M club. Seriously. Good job…
Now, on [...]
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A GREAT NIGHT, A GREAT HONOUR, A TERRIBLE HANGOVER.
It has been a little over 24 hours now since the completion of the Canadian Comedy Awards show that I hosted and I am just now able to penetrate through the hangover haze to communicate what happened. In short, it goes down as one of the most enjoyable nights in my comedy career…
First of all, [...]
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HOLY FIRSTS!
Well, it’s official. I’m a father. And not just any father. A GODfather. Part god, part father but actually neither.
It all happened this past weekend in Port St. Lucie as Nancy and I became godparents to little Lila Grace our niece.
Becoming a godfather requires only slightly more effort than becoming an uncle. I became an [...]
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SITTING IN TORONTO CAFE. THANKING OUR TROOPS AROUND THE WORLD.
Alright, the Toronto place is taking shape nicely and the Just For Laughs cross Canada tour is now less than a month away. A normal person might take advantage of the “Indian summer” weather (not to be confused with “Arab Spring” btw) and maybe soak up some sun. But I learned long ago I couldn’t [...]
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A HOT PRIVATE SHOW, A COLD STRANGE SET UP AND A FACIAL HAIR FOR A GOOD CAUSE