The year twenty-eleven was at times worth forgettin’

Especially for the people of Toronto

For the mayor that you “elected” left a lot of skills neglected

Which made most people want to see him “out” PRONTO

Though he’ll never quite be “out”, of that he left no doubt

When he refused to take part in Pride week lore

He could have marched in the parade not sure why he was afraid

(Rob) That’s not the kind of ass they’re looking for

The Liberals were destroyed when their hand-picked “golden boy”

Made the worst mistake you can in a debate

He tried to implore us, but in the process just bored us

While a better leading man did just great

We all knew him as Jack, there was nothing he lacked

With charisma, and talent and drive

It’s a cruel trick of fate we now describe him as “late”

This country’s better if he were still alive

But life does go on, and our PM is strong

Strong tactics, strong party, strong caucus

Just don’t get too strong sir, and don’t get me wrong sir

But Canada’s not supposed to be raucous

We’re in pretty good shape, our resources are great

Our leaders for the most part have “spunk”

But the best part I think, though some guys are dinks

No one tweeted any photos of their junk

His name is Anthony Weiner, by now you have seen, er

The “package” he tweeted untamed

He resigned after that, but I’m sure he’ll bounce back

As a porn star, who can use his real name

Bell and Rogers made a purchase

Of a team that often lurches

Just beyond the playoff cutoff every year

So now when you watch the Leafs, at a price that’s too steep

The reason cell phone rates are so high will be clear

There was the death of Bin Laden, Obama finally got him

So there’ll be no more waiting for later

Also gone are Mubarak, Gadhafi and more

What a shitty year to be a dic-tator

Then there was Kim Jong Il who was not Kim Jong Killed

But died, so his son will replace him

They will call him Supreme Leada’ in North Korea

But I think he should be called “L’il Kim”

So now we delve into two thousand twelve

The year Mayans say will be our last

Let’s give thanks Canucks, our country sure doesn’t suck

We’re just not as well liked as years past

We pulled out of Kyoto, which many think is a no-no

And some say makes us giant asses

So we’ll become a world leader in a world void of cedars

But full of greenhouse gases

And to close I go back to the man we called Jack

And the last words he unfurled

“Let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic friends

And together we’ll change the world.”