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Best Male Stand-up, Canadian Comedy Awards 2013
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This is Not Debatable

Nominated for two 2015 Canadian Comedy Awards!

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CBC’s THE DEBATERS

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YOU LAUGHED, THEREFORE I THANK.

May 15th, 2015

I just want to take this opportunity to thank every one who came out to Ontario theatres over the past month for the “I Laugh Therefore I Think” (ILTIT) tour. From the start of the tour at the Empire theatre in Belleville on Apr 16 to the 13th show at the Grand theatre in London last night, I had a great time doing what I love doing and introducing many Ontarians to the hilarious Ivan Decker, one of the best comics this country has to offer (and the best-dressed young man I’ve ever hung out with)

Highlights included putting audience …

I LAUGH THEREFORE I THINK… YOU’LL WATCH “I WRECKED MY HOUSE”

April 27th, 2015

Hello all. As I write this I’ve completed 8 stops out of 13 on the “I Laugh Therefore I Think (#ILTIT) tour across Ontario with Ivan Decker as my hilarious supporting act. We’ve had great shows so far, particularly in Barrie and Ottawa  and we hope to see more comedy fans out at the remaining shows which resume May 7 in Port Hope and wrap up May 12 at the Grand Theatre in my old hometown of London.

In the meantime, I’m happy to announce that the show I was filming the last 6 months, “I Wrecked My House”, debuts …

Dear comedy fans that attended Bill Cosby shows in Kitchener, London and Hamilton last week

January 12th, 2015

Please don’t take this the wrong way, but WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? (I apologize for swearing, but somehow multiple accusations of sexual assault seems worse than 1 f-bomb)

 

As I write this, 24 women have come forward with allegations of sexual assault against Cosby. TWENTY-FOUR. That’s a good number for a case of beer, but a horrible number for a man trying to claim that these allegations are “baseless”.

 

Twenty-four allegations coming from non-criminal-record-extortionist-women, with totally explicable connections to Cosby and none whatsoever to each other is a pretty damn strong base. Enough, as far as …