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PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE RACE A REAL SHARK ON TV

July 25th, 2017

After Michael Phelps disappointing but not surprising loss in a race against a Great White Shark on the Discovery Channel this past Sunday night (I had $15 on Phelps) I’m left with a couple burning questions:

1)   How do you lose a race to a shark without also losing at least one leg? (I know the shark was a computer simulation, but STILL)

2)   What people would I like to see race against a real shark on tv?

It’s important to consider these questions because, due to climate change, we may all be in for more direct competitions vs various …

COMEDY AT WOODY POINT: WHY GROS MORNE IS GLORIOUS AND ARSEHOLES AREN’T ALLOWED.

July 24th, 2017

First of all let me apologize for the delay in getting this out. I generally try to post this thing (I refuse to call it a “blog” because that word sounds like a Klingon sneezing) every Friday. But last Friday I was in Gros Morne National Park in Newfoundland hiking up and down mountains, which is dangerous to do while simultaneously writing. Plus I was taking part in the 2nd annual “Comedy At Woody Point” comedy festival, which takes a while to recover from since I spent the last few days basically moping that I wasn’t still there.

So, what …

WHY I LIKE JUSTIN TRUDEAU FROM HIS HEAD RIGHT DOWN TO HIS SOCKS

July 7th, 2017

I write this knowing most Conservative minded Canadians probably won’t agree with it (and also knowing they won’t read it) but I like Prime Minister Justin Trudeau . There, I said it. I say this realizing he has made many decisions that many people don’t agree with: Pipeline approval, $10.5 million to Omar Khadr, deficits ballooning so far past their estimates it makes Canadian cell phone bills seem like bargains, etc.  I can see how any or all of those things could make you dislike Justin Trudeau (unless you are in fact Omar Khadr in which case I’d say that …