ODE TO 2011

The year twenty-eleven was at times worth forgettin’
Especially for the people of Toronto
For the mayor that you “elected” left a lot of skills neglected
Which made most people want to see him “out” PRONTO
Though he’ll never quite be “out”, of that he left no doubt
When he refused to take part in Pride week lore
He could have [...]

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MY YEAR IN REVIEW, 2011

Well, with every major publication and every reporter having now released their “year in review” for 2011 (apparently secure that nothing of consequence will happen in the next 4 days) I suppose it’s time for me to chime in. I have to admit, with appropriate Catholic guilt, I had probably the luckiest year of my [...]

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THE POST-TOUR, PRE-CHRISTMAS PERIOD

It’s been a few weeks now since the end of the Just For Laughs tour and I’ve been adjusting to life back at home (and without a tour manager) accordingly. Namely I’ve been late to a lot of things and I grossly mishandled a night’s accomodations out of town.
One thing I wasn’t late for however [...]

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MY BEST COMEDY TOUR EVER!

22 shows, 19 cities, 5 great comics, 2 Abandomen and 1 great crew=a helluva great comedy tour! As I write this I’m sitting on a patio at a resort in Arizona having already entertained a Canadian company this morning that I will do another “uncensored” gig for this evening. But it’s the first chance I’ve [...]

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LAUGHING OUR WAY THROUGH THE PRAIRIES

Alright, entering the home stretch of the JFL tour now. In the past few nights we’ve played Saskatoon, Regina and Calgary and now we’re on a bus to Edmonton. The fact that there is a CFL playoff game between Calgary and Edmonton in Edmonton tonight that will just be ending as our show starts means [...]

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