Dear comedy fans that attended Bill Cosby shows in Kitchener, London and Hamilton last week
January 12th, 2015
Please don’t take this the wrong way, but WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? (I apologize for swearing, but somehow multiple accusations of sexual assault seems worse than 1 f-bomb)
As I write this, 24 women have come forward with allegations of sexual assault against Cosby. TWENTY-FOUR. That’s a good number for a case of beer, but a horrible number for a man trying to claim that these allegations are “baseless”.
Twenty-four allegations coming from non-criminal-record-extortionist-women, with totally explicable connections to Cosby and none whatsoever to each other is a pretty damn strong base. Enough, as far as …
AN OPEN LETTER TO VETERAN AFFAIRS MINISTER JULIAN FANTINO
December 20th, 2014
Dear Julian Fantino,
I know you’re probably tired of hearing people call for your resignation and you and your boss think the best way to make problems go away is to ignore them. But when it comes to our veterans, that isn’t an option.
From closing veterans affairs offices across the country to putting $1.1 billion that was supposed to go directly into veterans programs back into government coffers in a cost-cutting measure you called “lapsed funding”you made the flawless transition from horse’s assto a pile of what comes out of a horse’s ass.
With Thanksgiving weekend nearly upon us and the last live performance of “This Is Not Debatable” now less than 10 days away, this sincere thanks goes out to each and every one of the thousands of comedy supporters who came out to theatres across Canada over the past 2 years. From my first stop in Richmond Hill (where I was born) to the last stop in Regina (where baby Scarlett was conceived) crowds came out ready to laugh and eager to expand their comedy horizons from what they are used to hearing from me on tv tapings and CBC radio …